Interview with a Porn Star

 

One day journalist Paul Simmons from blogger.com sat down to do an interview with blonde Porn Star Alexis Texas. Ms. Texas is famous for her voluptuous derriere which is quite unusual by white girl standards. This is how the interview went.

PS: Good day Ms. Texas. My name is Paul Simmons from blogger.com and I would  like to ask you  just a few questions.

AT: Oh, nice to meet you Paul. I am delighted to answer your questions.

PS: So how are you today Ms. Texas?

AT: Horny as ever.

PS: (Smiling) Okay.  So tell me Ms. Texas, how did you get into this industry?

AT: Well to tell you the truth, I hated school. I was never really into the reading and writing thing and learning math all that rubbish. I wanted to do something that made me happy. So I started stripping at night clubs when I turned eighteen and it was a good friend of mine who suggested that I take it to the next level.

PS: So is it safe to assume that you are happy with what you do?

AT: Of course. It is the best job in the world.

PS: Don’t you think that such an occupation only serves to degrade women and make them look like they are nothing more than just sex objects?

AT: Oh not at all.  In case you haven't notice, there are a lot of guys who also do porn.

PS: True. But people seldom focus on the guy. Wouldn’t you agree?

AT: Well….uh… yeah, but uh.... you know.

PS: I know what?

AT: There is nothing in the profession that degrades women. In fact, in most cases the girl is already told what is going to happen so she is fully aware of what to expect on the set.
 

PS: What if you are told to do a scene with a guy that you don’t find attractive? Would you still go ahead with the scene?

AT: Well yes. It's my job. 

PS: If that’s the case Ms. Texas, why is it then that you said that you will not do a scene with a black guy?

AT : (Sighing) Here we go again. Look, I just feel that I should be more loyal to white men and my white male fan base. Is there anything wrong with that? Besides, Denzel Washington doesn’t kiss white women in his movies yet no one criticizes him. So why am I being singled out?

PS: Well I guess you do have a strong point there Ms. Texas.

AT: Thank you.

PS: But isn’t it true that you have done scenes with Latino guys and you also did one with an Asian guy?

AT: Uh…yeah. So what? Why do people always feel that I need to do a black guy to prove that I am not racist? It’s my body isn’t it? I have done an interracial lesbian scene with a black girl already. Her name is Misty Stone. So if people want to say that I am racist that’s fine by me. There are also many other blonde white girls who do interracial with black guys. Names like Brianna Love, Flower Tucci and Shyla Stylez, just to name a few, come to mind. Those people who have a problem with my not screwing black guys can go watch their films. I don’t know why I am the one being picked on.

PS: Again, another well taken point Ms. Texas. You speak with a sense of intelligence that belittles your good looks and blonde hair.

AT: Well thank you Paul. I really appreciate the compliment.

PS: Ms. Texas, are there any new projects that you are about to work on in the near future?

AT: Well yes. My agent suggested to me that I do a film at an exotic location. Right now he is in talks with the director to get other actors for the movie.

PS: And where exactly is this exotic location?

AT: Saudi Arabia.

PS: (Jaw drops) Where?

AT: Saudi Arabia. In a place called Riyadh. I think it’s like the capital or something. I don't know exactly where Saudi Arabia is though. It must be some cool place in Europe somewhere.

PS: (Shaking his head) Uh, actually Ms. Texas, Saudi Arabia is not in Europe. It's in the Middle East.

AT: Oh. That's okay. I'm sure I'll have lots of fun.

PS: Are you sure about that Ms. Texas? People in that part of the world tend to be very conservative you know.

AT: That's great. By the way, what does conservative mean?

PS: It means that they place great emphasis on traditional values. Especially religion  and how it pertains to the dress code and moral conduct of individuals. Women in particular are to dress a certain way which will not offend the governing authorities.

AT: Well, I don’t know. I just thought that it will be a great idea to do a movie at an exotic location. I was also told that it’s typically sunny there. In addition to which, I think that I can do with a tan anyway.

PS: Do you know what could happen if you get caught?

AT: No.

PS: You could be publicly flogged.

AT: (Smiling naughtily) Well I always wanted to try S&M anyway. I guess I’ll get some good practise (laughs). Hopefully the domme will flog me on my juicy booty. It could do with a little reddening up you know.

Seeing the cluelessness of this girl, Mr. Simmons realized that it was futile trying to convince her that she was basically walking into a trap. He gave up trying to dissuade her from continuing with the project.

PS: By the way Ms. Texas, what will the movie be called anyway?

AT: Infidel Whores.

PS: Thank you Ms. Texas. I'll look forward to seeing your movie.

AT: You know Paul, that beard on your face gives you quite an exotic look.

PS: And?

AT: Maybe you might want to be a cast member in the movie.

PS: (Shaking his head and smiling out of embarrassment) Well as enticing as your offer sounds Ms. Texas, I think that I'll have to decline your offer. I grew up in a conservative home. It's not part of my values. I hope you understand.

AT: Uh, kinda. What does conservative mean again?

PS: (Slapping himself on the forehead) Good grief. It looks like its deja vu for me.